What is The Wombat?
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The act of pushing back the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis and throwing said dick into the belly button of a larger proportioned woman, as if you are rereleasing an animal back into the wild.
I made an amateur porn the other night in my bedroom with sarah and did the wombat...too bad man vs. wild is already a show title.
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2.
A Fat ugly Creature.
The kingstone school is home to this disgusting creature. It would do anything for food
"dont get in the way of the wombat and its food"
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3.
A stage move in which a singer thrusts forth his arm before punching the ground with his or her microphone, utilized primarily by Ssaturn Ypsilanti of world-famous musical outfit Bloody Newborn. Recently, however, many famous people have been stealing the wombat.
Naive Child: I saw Matt Shadows do the wombat last night, it was amazing and innovative.
Informed Child: You fool! That move was created by Ssaturn Ypsilanti!
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