The Wood Edit Meaning

1.

Ringwood, New Jersey, a paradise of trees and lakes and home to the coolest people alive.

I live in the wood, therefore I am awesome!!

2.

a nickname for the country star Carrie Underwood. most commonly used by her obsessive fans. quite often used in sexually suggestive sentences.

I'd put my wood under Carrie!

The Wood owns.

See carrie, underwood, the, wood, owns

3.

Since a "woody” refers to a male erection, it is a term often used when one is referring to his own erection with a proud smile.

I really gave that girl THE WOOD last night. She could hardly control herself and really, really got into it with me.

See hard on, erection, woody, pleasure pole, fat one

4.

To describe something that is extremely bad or the definition of a female who is extremely unattrative.

Man that bamma is The Wood!

Man I saw this girl at Pg Plaza and she was the wood!!

See bamma, ugly, butterface, terrible, damn

5.

Referred to when a punishing hit is delievered in an athletic event. Known as "bringing the wood" or "laying the wood." Hits oftentimes leave opponents crippled for life which is incouragable as it brings prestige to those who "bring the wood"

Coach: Ok Tommy, You're big and black you should be able to bring the wood here and put their white QB out of the game.

In Game: Tommy gets his black ass owned by the white guy as he lays the wood on him.

Tommy now lives in a wheelchair and shits himself regularly

See Cobra

6.

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."

Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.

See The Dude

7.

Woodinville, Washington. a city in the state of washington

Yo Im from the Wood!- Kickin it in the wood! Cause the Boyz in the wood are always hard.