The Woodmatch

What is The Woodmatch?


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The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.

fuckin bitch got the woodmatch

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