What is The Woodstocker?
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A variation of The Shocker. Performed while giving oral pleasure to your "special lady". Instead of the commonly accepted "two in the pink, one the stink", soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. One finger for each hole. While doing it if you want to hum " Don't you want somebody to love" by Jefferson Airplane, go for it.
All girls love The Woodstocker, if they tell you otherwise, they are lying.
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Attempt to have sex with.
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