The Wookie

What is The Wookie?


1.

Be advised, your woman of choice for the night MUST have long hair in order to perform this procedure "the Wookie" correctly. Also, you must save 2-3 days worth of Splooge packed in your bal bag for this one.. As she is on her knees gagging on your bulbous shaft, you must simultaneously ejaculate on her face and in her mouth. It is imperative that you cover her forehead and both cheeks along with filling her mouth with your jizzum.. At the same time you must swiftly grab her hair and toss it over to cover her face completely. The hair should stick to your man juice instantly.. at this time she will try to cuss you out, but the cum in her mouth will force a gargle that will resemble Chubaca.. Enjoy!

Dude! call me Hans Solo.. Last night I Wookied my Bitch and Space Docked her to keep with the theme... THE WOOKIE was great!

See wookied, space, dude, bitch, chick

2.

when you are doin it missionary and you arch back and begin the wookie mating call just like chewy.

we were doin it again, i got bored, so i mixed it up with a little star wars shit....the wookie

See sex, fatfag, chewy

3.

a penis that is extremely hairy

the hair on the wookie made no girls want to go out with the guy

See butthole, assface, dikwad, douche


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