What is The Yankee Carpet Bang?
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typically used as a sex move in a Yankee basement by a young Yankininianite with his first girl...the progression
1.) he whips it out into her eye appologizes franticlly
2.) he then gets sucked off for a whole 10 seconds before almost blowing into her mouth
3.)pulls out and procedes to try and find her vagina but has not fucking clue whta the hell it looks like because he Likes the Yankess
Finnally 4.)he blows his load all over her mothers beautiful french rug after assuming it felt good enough to be the vagina....no where that was anywhere actually near the vaj.
Mike thought ha was the shit cause he got laid by a rug....the Yankee carpet bang
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