What is The Zombie Mask?
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While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,friendly neighborhood
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty eyes" when you blow
your load. Then just when you're ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.
"After a few hours of fucking, she wanted to try something new, so I pulled a Zombie Mask on her. She hasn't called since."
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What a woman becomes 0.4 seconds after ejaculation. Or any man who believes the above.
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MY FAVORITE SONG
By bens folds
it started the phrase sham on
let me tell ya'll what it's like
being male, middle class an..
