The Zombies

What is The Zombies?

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The arch-enemies of Mateus, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. They are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why Mateus made Earth a very unhappy place. Earth "zombies" are descended from them but much less powerful.

Mateus: "WTF!?!? What is with people falling in love just to have sex? Did they miss the point of hookers? They're gonna attract The Zombies and I'm gonna have to fight them then I'm gonna get all pissy and send a meteor planetside. Dang, all this talk of killing has got me horny. Let's go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?"

See mateus, the end of the world, jesus, canada
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