The Zone

What is The Zone?


1.

a state of mind which can be reaced with little difficulty. WHen you reach the zone your mind is at 100% focus on what you are doing and you have a massive increase in performance. Common place for reaching the zone are during sports and playing video games.

I reached the zone while playing toca and I shaved 3 seconds off my lap time. Then later, I was playing CS and reached the zone. My kills per round increased to about 5.

See Willy Wonka

2.

The state of Arizona.

Referring to Arizona.

New Mexicowanksta: "Yo, how zit goin my homie dogga gangsta g? How ya likin Albuquerque?

Arizona gangsta: "Dam shut the fuck up! Why you talk like that? I'm going back to The Zone...this place not even gangsta."

See arizona, zona, zone, phoenix, new mexico, albuquerque

3.

The State of Arizona

N.Y. Nigga:Where you from Duke???

A.Z. Nigga:I'm Reppin The Zone Homez.

See arizona, sate, us, phoenix, tuscon

4.

The place you go when you are high on weed

Welcome to The Zone

Population: You

Elevation: ????? ft

Founded: Now

See getting high, weed, the chronic, stoned

5.

When drinking excessively, the Zone is usually reached when the human memory stops functioning as it should and the reflexes turn to sludge - Inane grinning will ensue and the reacher of the Zone will look very content with life and may require some assisstance in reaching the next pub!!

Try it for yourself:

Drink as much as you can!! If you remember going to the pub toilet and waking up in bed, then the Zone has been achieved!! Well done - you can now nurse your hangover until tonight when you will do it all again!!

If you remember eating the kebab, you've just wasted an evening testing this theory! Loser - Go out and do it all again until you achieve the goal!!

6.

"The Zone" is a state a gamer gets in to when playing the most uber awesome game ever e.g. Half Life 2,Metal Gear Solid, Call of Duty 4, Super Rubber Dub. Symptoms of someone who is in "The Zone" include: wide eyes, open mouth, drool, fast button movements, incoherent shouting of the words "n00b", "p0wned" and "TOAST". There are different "Zones" for different games e.g. whilst playing Time Crisis, the "Zone" is created by switching the couch round and ducking behind it, whilst playing Metal Gear Solid, a bandana is tied round the head, and when playing Virtua Tennis, the console is switched off. Once in the "Zone" any break in the player's concentration can cause them to shut down, similar to a sleepwalker.

Man: What's wrong with Louie, he hasn't blinked once while playing Bioshock?

Friend: Dude, can't you see? He's in "The Zone"!

Louie: Awh yeh, achievement unlocked!

Louie: Ok, see you guys, I'm gonna get some salt and vinegar crisps, some toast and some cordial! Then I'm going in "The Zone!"

Friends: SIMON! SIMON! RELOAD!

Simon: I have reloaded, can't you see I'm in "The Zone"!

See the, zone, louie, half, life, metal, gear, solid, turton, high, school, simon, n00b, p0wned, achievement, toast, crisps, snake, gamer, video, games, lol, w00t, reload, gay

7.

a name for a place that guys who have important statuses in universties get into, such as sports moguls during their respected seasons for sports

Pat got into the zone last night.

See black hole, the darkness, uh oh, amanda


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