What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter.
Release the Bogus! Crunch... D..
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fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can
Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!
See fucking..
