What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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a hairy, ugly, small dicked little chink that likes to wak off in CSI while he watches Mr.Bernal blows his nose.
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A war cry used by sheep of the lying Dos Pantoles Rojos on the popular Myspace App Mobsters. The people who use this term have the atten..
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A true redhead. (read: FIRE CROTCH) Drapes match the Curtains, etc..
"Yo, I'm dating this chicken head. She's a total Am..
