What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fuc..
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Men who portray themselves as materialistic to the extent of willingness to live out of a woman's pocket.
from the word: dignity
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Agreed. Absolutely. Sure.
"Hey, this party blows. Let's get outta here."
"w0rd to the bird!"
See w0rd, ye..
