What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.
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One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.
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A person who likes to give sexual favors for the Sault Ste Marie Greyhounds
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