What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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A mullet, plain and simple
Woah! Check out the Colorado waterfall on that guy!
See mullet, soccer, rocker, hair, metal..
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Working out.
Yo cuz what you doin?
Just yardin' up. Hittin the weights.
See working out, pumping iron..
