What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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1. Unsavory substance made from left-over roast pork.
2. Unsavory substance found under an unwashed prepuce.
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To display power in a fashion that patio chairs are destroyed into splinters. This can also refer to a person who has went chair before..
