What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.
Man, John did it again. The..
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Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!
Custy: I am lookin for tha..
