What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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an ecstacy pill that gets u horny. guys get boners for hours and girls get wet for hours.
Damn! That bitch is so horny, I bet that she..
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Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.
I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vamp..
