What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs..
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the act of ripping out organs
evisceration (in a death metal voice)
See disembowelment, crushing, cranial..
