What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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When a male gets a red ring around his mouth, resembling that of the smeared lipstick of Batman's Joker, from eating out a girl w..
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Short for the nonsensical quote
"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"
which has no real meaning or v..
