What is Thealphadouche?
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The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
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When someone stuffs their jockstrap or underwear with something (tissue, socks, etc.) to make their penis look larger.
Girl 1: Woah, th..
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When your ass is so flat its like an extension of your leg.
Your mom has an extended leg, lucky you were born with an ass.
See ass, sa..
