What is Thechurchofchrismartin?


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thechurchofchrismartin

is an extrordinarily creepy website dedicated to the worshiping of the frontman of popular British Alternitive rock band Coldplay (Chris Martin)

upon further investigation, it has been discovered that the site is not meerily a joke, but is a site with followers who actually believe that Chris Martin is the second coming of Christ and that his songs have subiminal messages and that he himself has divine powers.

girl one:

hahaha morgan check this shit out theres this website thechurchofchrismartin people on it made a religion out of that lead singer of Coldplay

morgan:

that is so f'ing creeepy! poor Chris, that'll scare him into early retirement

See creepy, coldplay, religion, church


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