What is Thee Douche?
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Generally from New Zealand, THEE one and only douche is what we would think of as a slacker with great potential, a person who can speak Japanese and Chinese fluently but chooses to communicate in sniggers. Wants to breeze through life avoiding all responsibilities, much in the same way as Ferris Bueller. Alot of smarts but just not enough drive to put those smarts to good use, would much rather hang around playing on facebook and laughing at poor people... when he isn't having one of his 10 daily "power naps"
I knew a guy called Sam once... he was most certainly THEE douche
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