Thefacebook Edit Meaning

1.

A spiderweb-like network of a site, available to select universities. Students can create a profile containing all of their vital information. (Name, relationship status, telephone, AIM, address, classes, favorite stuff, etc.) For this reason, also called stalkernet by world-aware students.

Used to "connect" with friends from various schools or to gather information on that cute guy in your Psych 101 class.

The modern uni equivalent of "What's your number?"

Hey, are you on facebook?

2.

a better version of friendster where only the cream of the crop (the ones in college) can register and use.

I can find all the girls with looks and brains on thefacebook.

3.

A weak friendsterripoff through which Harvardstudents can impose their inferiority on other schools.

High praise for thefacebook shows that inflation at Harvard is not merely limited to grades.