What is Then My Cousin Got Murdered?
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"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."
Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!
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A psuedo-British slang created for those not fluent in said type of slang. Moppy bits can apply to anything you want to make 'soun..
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Very cool, Awesome. Uber in its self meens very or alot.Shiby meens cool, awesome,shibby...You get the point.
That Car is UBER SHIBBY!
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