What is Theo Epstein?
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See: GENIUS
The mastermind behind the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox!!
Theo Epstein is only in his early 30's and has already broken the Curse of the Bambino, create more buzz surrounding the Red Sox than ever before, helped spark everything that the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has been over the past couple of seasons, caused every game in Fenway to be sold out, and is establishing what could be the next great dynasty!!
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Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
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