What is Theologian?
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Someone who searches a pitch black cave for a black cat which is not there - and finds it!
I can prove that my god is better than all other gods, the theologian thundered.
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Someone who starts with a "known" conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.
"God must exist, because that's what I was told when I was young...here are some other reasons"
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B.  He would be unemployable anywhere els.. 
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Someone who lives in the United-States.
John was born in Vermont, so he's an Unitedstatian.
Dan was born in Montreal, so he'..