Theologian

What is Theologian?

Someone who searches a pitch black cave for a black cat which is not there - and finds it!

I can prove that my god is better than all other gods, the theologian thundered.

Someone who starts with a "known" conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.

"God must exist, because that's what I was told when I was young...here are some other reasons"

See heathen

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