What is Therapist?
1.
word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.
I'll take the rapist for 500
2.
1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy
2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting
Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"
Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...
Friend:
3.
Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.
My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.
4.
A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...
Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?
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5.
someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of
my therapist just told me I was normal.
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6.
When a therapist becomes "TheRapist" (having even "consentual" sex with the mentally ill) the therapist will lose their license and go to prison.
Dr. Dickinson, therapist at the Michael Jackson Orphanage for Boys, went to prison for his criminal ways!
DR. DICKINSON: "I was just trying to be a TheRapist worthy of the Michael Jackson legacy!"
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7.
Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =]
Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
Me: Like stabbing you for repeating the question.
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