What is There's No Step Three!?


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A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.

Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?

Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.

Step 2: Jack off until you cum.

Step 3: There's no step three!

Bill: Thanks!

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