What is Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
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A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.
BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!
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The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is ill..