Theta Xi

What is Theta Xi?

1.

Home to the baddest motherfuckers in the Greek system. Brothers share a bond for life and will kick your ass if you try to fuck with it. Also some of the smartest and most fun people to hang out with. Girls love 'em, guys wanna be 'em.

Guy 1: Dude, were you at the Theta Xi party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah man, JJ got drunk and fought two midgets. It was fuckin' sweet.

See fraternity, beer pong, brotherhood, ass kicking, dale earnhardt

2.

Fraternity that the rejects of college join. Fat nerds join this frat so they can wear the t-shirt. Membership is open to anyone and everyone, because they have NO standards. Getting drunk and playing X-Box is how they roll.

Also known as "Date-a-guy"

Nerd guy 1: "Hooray! I'm in a frat! I'm cool now!"

Nerd guy 2: " Your XO shirt is cute. Do me. In the butt."

Professor: "Hmmm, Theta Xi has created another homo. Curse them!!!"

See gay, fag, homo, xo, frat

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