Thetheoryreturns

What is Thetheoryreturns?

The coolest guy ever? Probably.

<i>"Dude, every time TheTheoryReturns posts in one of my topics I feel as though I've been touched by an angel. In my pants."</i>

Groin Apples

1. Plain and simple......BALLS Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!! See nuts, testicles, balls, marbles..

Elzo

1. The nickname for a man of the name Elliot, meaning a sexy, God-like person. 1. "Omg Elliot is sooooo sexy and God-like! He must be..

Zapko

1. a squirrelly character, often wild-eyed and loud, that cannot be left alone with household objects due to their propensity to cause chao..

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