Thetheoryreturns

What is Thetheoryreturns?

The coolest guy ever? Probably.

<i>"Dude, every time TheTheoryReturns posts in one of my topics I feel as though I've been touched by an angel. In my pants."</i>

Snap-on

1. A company that sells some of the most overpriced and overrated tools money can buy. Owners of Snap-On tools often justify the expense by..

Uhlen

1. a shit-talking whore-cock who mistakenly thinks he's "good looking." has no game. that Ammo's such a uhlen. See E..

Malkyed

1. To totally screw up any item of hardware beyond use by allowing it into the hands of the aforementioned person, and although no obvious ..

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