Thetheoryreturns

What is Thetheoryreturns?


1.

The coolest guy ever? Probably.

<i>"Dude, every time TheTheoryReturns posts in one of my topics I feel as though I've been touched by an angel. In my pants."</i>


78

Random Words:

1. An awkward-looking teenager that brings drugs to school. Has odd conversations about puberty with his mother. Sounds like a velociraptor..
1. A child molester who likes young boys. Old man Peterson is a chicken rancher!!! See child molester, pedophile, sleeze bag, DPL..
1. A girl who has sex, and then days later a condom falls out of her lady crevice. Stay away from that lady, she is a dirty fish. Go play..