Thetheoryreturns

What is Thetheoryreturns?

The coolest guy ever? Probably.

<i>"Dude, every time TheTheoryReturns posts in one of my topics I feel as though I've been touched by an angel. In my pants."</i>

Mini B'gee

1. a mini version of b'gee, created as a weapon to fight off the evil valrog. "oh my god, it's a mini b'gee! and it lo..

Pussy Muffin

1. When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on h..

Vine Raper

1. a derogatory name for a person of African descent. The term comes from the concept of black people swinging from vines and trees. When..

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