Thetheoryreturns

What is Thetheoryreturns?

The coolest guy ever? Probably.

<i>"Dude, every time TheTheoryReturns posts in one of my topics I feel as though I've been touched by an angel. In my pants."</i>

Religislut

1. A girl who goes to church and wants to "save herself" for her husband. but in reality she will let you put it anywhere except ..

Taking Her To The Train Station

1. sleeping with a girl that you don't really want to sleep with. and yer trying to get rid of by taking her to the train station but..

Zopiclone

1. a fucking class sleeping tablet (classed as a NONbenzodiazepine tranquilliser), sometimes sold under the name 'imovane'. The e..

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