Thetheoryreturns

What is Thetheoryreturns?

The coolest guy ever? Probably.

<i>"Dude, every time TheTheoryReturns posts in one of my topics I feel as though I've been touched by an angel. In my pants."</i>

Zelly

1. A zelly is a big-boobed whore bag who likes to dance around and frolic with other skanks such as nicole and alexisto various forms of el..

Zitkoed

1. When a girl makes out with multiple partners and keeps them all hooked so as to continually make-out with them when she sees fit. Occurs..

Jade-flip

1. The action of flipping your hair (usually bangs) to the side. Popularized by AFI's Jade Puget, hence the name. Dude, Jade does the..

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