Thetheoryreturns

What is Thetheoryreturns?

The coolest guy ever? Probably.

<i>"Dude, every time TheTheoryReturns posts in one of my topics I feel as though I've been touched by an angel. In my pants."</i>

Nut Gobbler

1. a prostitute or whore that swallows a man's load. Made popular by a South Park episode involving the crippled Jimmy and his quest t..

Dick Faced Fucking Cunt

1. something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see &q..

Cow Cunt

1. A large pussy. Extremly big vagina. Usually seen in women who've had at least 6 children. My wife has got a Cow Cunt See know the..

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