Thetheoryreturns

What is Thetheoryreturns?

The coolest guy ever? Probably.

<i>"Dude, every time TheTheoryReturns posts in one of my topics I feel as though I've been touched by an angel. In my pants."</i>

I Am The Law

1. While the movie Judge Dredd is playing, put on a blind fold and begin to masturbate. Right before you cum yell out "I AM THE LAW&qu..

Irish Lap Dog

1. When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every dr..

Venus Williams

1. African American tennis goddess. Has won 3 Wimbledons, 2 US Opens, and 1 Olympic Gold. Venus Williams laid the smack down on Sharapova..

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