Thetheoryreturns

What is Thetheoryreturns?

The coolest guy ever? Probably.

<i>"Dude, every time TheTheoryReturns posts in one of my topics I feel as though I've been touched by an angel. In my pants."</i>

Zaked

1. gett'n really fucked up by weed/dope/pot/marijuana/endo/mary.jane/refer/chronic/thai.sticks/ -yo......wanna get fuk'n zaked a..

Google Drift

1. To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else. "I was looking f..

Alaskan Unicorn

1. When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it. Hence the alaskan ser..

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