They Don't Have Maps

What is They Don't Have Maps?


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When someone cannot find something and you ask them why they cannot find it. (Phrased after miss south carolina, 2007)

Guy on phone: why is this pizza only 40% covered with cheese? Where is the other 60%?

Miss South Carolina: They don't have maps

See they, don't, dont, have, maps, carolina, hung up


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