What is They Have The Best Wings?


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The most common excuse a guy (or girl) uses to go to hooters, or some other restaurant or sports bar with skanky waitresses.

Mark(13 years old) : MOOOOOM!!!! Can we go to Hooters????

Mom : WHAT!?? Why do you want to go there???!!

Mark : Uhhh.... 'cause they have the best wings ever!

Dad : Uhh.. yup. They sure do! LET'S GO!!

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