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When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear
Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton..
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DRIVING YOUR CAR LIKE A MANIAC.
WOW, DID YOU SEE THAT GUY DRIVING LIKE A CRAZY MAN? YA, HE'S YOLKIN' AND DIPPIN'.
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Its what plants crave ; From Idiocracy the Movie
My plants wont make it throughout the winter without electrolytes...