Thick As Pig Shit

What is Thick As Pig Shit?

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush

George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

See thick, stupid, obtuse, shit for brains, yank

Varting

1. A vaginal fart. See also queefing Stop varting at me! That wasn't a fart, that was a vart See MP..

Deep Throat Tongue Massage

1. 1. The act of licking ones balls while simultaneously performing fellatio 2. Deep throating a guy and licking his balls at the same time..

Assorted Jelly Beans

1. The most kick ass band ever Hey did you know AJB is on Tony Hawks Underground in game soundtrack?..

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