Thick As Two Shits

What is Thick As Two Shits?

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.

This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.

One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.

'John, you're as thick as two shits'

See thick, two, shits, donkey, turd, poo, stools

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