What is Thick As Two Shits?
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An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.
'John, you're as thick as two shits'
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An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!
Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultan..