Thick As Two Short Planks

What is Thick As Two Short Planks?

1.

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.

i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.

sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

See slow, dumb, idiot, retard, moron

59

Random Words:

Ivory Fretboard

1. You go anal on your parter while air guitaring the solo to Stairway to Heaven on your penis. I hooked up with Jessica last night, we pu..

Vagina Vomit

1. An involuntary bodily response to a seriously gross guy coming on to you. Chick: "OMG, that guy was so gross he made my vagina wa..

Viagra Falls

1. When you have an erection lasting more than six hours and it finally comes down. He popped so much viagra that he was up all night wait..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free