Thick As Two Short Planks

What is Thick As Two Short Planks?

1.

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.

i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.

sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

See slow, dumb, idiot, retard, moron

59

Random Words:

Evelegh Syndrome

1. When pubic hair belonging to either males or females grows from inside the urethra. It's more common than people think, a recent me..

Zebra Strip

1. when you are fucking a girl in the ass and you pull your shitcock out and give her a zebra like stripe on her back. i was hammerin my g..

Oh Shucks

1. another way to say that is raw or oh shit. "Oh Shucks, i just won the lottery."..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free