Thick As Two Short Planks

What is Thick As Two Short Planks?

1.

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.

i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.

sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

See slow, dumb, idiot, retard, moron

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