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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..
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One who masturbates while sleeping.
Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch
Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty
Robert: N..
