What is Thiel College?
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Thiel College is the most boring place in the whole wide world. Even deserted places in the mountains of Siberia have more fun then this place. It is located in the teeny weeny town of greenville where all the people are creeps and referred to as 'Grogans'. Never ever ever attend this college, unless you reslly wanna go to another less fun high school. The drama here is ridiculous. Though the frats are pretty cool. Get to know them and you'll survive if you decide to attend here. Just be prepared for week days spent staring at the wall of your dorm room and flushing 30,000 dollars down the toilet a year. Also be prepared because this is a dry campus, lame. But its really not, you can definitely get alcohol, however 'public safety thiels own police force will be all over your ass if you get caught. thiel also has a mandatory class called Humanities aka Living Hell. Be prepared to cry and lose some of your soul to this class.
If you do not find an amazing best friend to spend your days with or become friends with the frat, your screwed. You'll hate it here and be known as a slut. Don;t flirt even a little or your marked a whore.
some people are nice but they tend to transfer. so dont get too attatched.
Also the guys here are either big-headed, cocky assholes or cape wearing freaks. Good luck with all that.
If you know whats good for you and actually like to have fun and are not an asshole or cape wearing freak I would suggest never stepping foot on thiel college.
Sure the campus looks pretty but it deceives you. Winters are awful. The snow never ever goes away. Be prepared to trudge through a foot of it on your way to classes. And thats the thing classes are never cancelled./
So if your already set to go to thiel next year enjoy and it sucks to be you.
Thank god I won;t have to waste another year there.
bob: you guys wanna go to a really dumb boring place with no value and waste tons of money to be in classes we dont need for our major and be overpowered by freezing cold and snow?
shirly: You wanna go to
THIEL College again?
bob: sure why not *ties on cape*
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