What is Thigh Fucking?
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Th act of spreading mayonaise or some type of slippery supstance onto a girls thighs and adding a collection of hair. You proceed to fuck the shit out of her thighs. Used mostly by Mormons in replacement of actual sex.
Dude, last night Mary and I were thigh fucking when her dad entered the room only to get a giant chub.
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As a great young woman once said
"Llamas with cheese on a stick, cooked on a BBQ, then put on a plate with corn and beans"
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When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.
Whoops! I didn't mean to gi..
