What is Thigh Fucking?
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Th act of spreading mayonaise or some type of slippery supstance onto a girls thighs and adding a collection of hair. You proceed to fuck the shit out of her thighs. Used mostly by Mormons in replacement of actual sex.
Dude, last night Mary and I were thigh fucking when her dad entered the room only to get a giant chub.
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Derogatory description of male anatomy, based on Apple's portable music player which is small and white.
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When a girl spreads her legs wide open and the guy then rapidly smacks/spanks/"smutts" her v*gina.
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