Thigh Wrangling

What is Thigh Wrangling?

When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.

If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.

See thigh, fat, man, masturbate

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