What is Thing?
1.
'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:
1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.
2. An interest or area of knowledge
3. A penis.
4. An engagement or appointment.
5. A romantic relationship.
6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?
2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."
3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.
4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.
5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.
6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
2.
way to describe falling for someone. Like a crush
I've got a thing for Krista
3.
A thing is a thing. Much like a thing but more thingy.
The thing is brokeen so get the thing to replace the thing because without the thing the thing would not be thingy.
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4.
The name for any object, place, happening, word, thought, person, group, name, date, group of people, group of happenings, group of thoughts, group of places, group of objects, group of groups, group of names, or group of dates that the person who is referring to them cannot, at that moment in time, come up with, or know, the real name of the object, place, happening, word, thought, person, group, name, date, group of people, group of happenings, group of thoughts, group of places, group of objects, group of groups, group of names, or group of dates.
"What's this thing?"
"This thing?"
"Yah, that thing."
"This thing is a car."
"Oh that's what that thing is?"
"Yes, that's what that thing is.
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5.
a word used to refer to any item, place, event, feeling, matter/issue, detail, situation, course of action, idea, etc.
I can't find the thing.
Did you go to the thing?
The thing just got weird.
That's the thing to do.
I have to talk to you about the thing.
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6.
an apparently random activity or behavior that a given person or persons compulsively associate with specific circumstances. It may be because of a past association of the two activities. This term applies to personal traditions, some superstitions, and wider trends such as national proclivities.
We have this thing in my family where we sing Beatles songs whenever we eat pasta.
It's a thing with him that you can't look Billy Bob in the eyes or he'll refuse to speak with you.
I can't eat that. I have a thing about bananas.
Well, the first time Cynthia and I went on a date, we had lobster soup. So that's kind of a thing with us, and we try and have it on special occasions.
Me and Jeff call each other a 'robust fellow' whenever one of use scores a goal. It's a thing.
Listen, so what if you have issues about dog poop. Everybody's got their things. It's no big deal!
Man, people in Belgium have this weird thing where they eat french fries with mayonnaise.
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7.
A name applied to someone or something that isn't even worth being called by name. Someone not human.
Rehmeyer is a 'thing'. he's not even worthy of being addressed by name.
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