Thing...

What is Thing...?


1.

A mysterious orange cat with plastic, teddy-bear eyes, wet fur, and the pleasant, white smile of a hume with good dental higene which stares at you until the break of your sanity if you happen to enter a secret bathroom you did not know was there.

"THING... is in there..."

"THING... STARES at me and WON'T... STOP..."


3

Random Words:

1. to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office" I haven't take..
1. "You've Got Private Message". Posted in a thread on a message board or bulletin board to let someone know to check their..
1. is good in small doses. but to much of argylica can cause: explosive orgasms, sonic diarrhea, PHS (playa hatin syndrome), really itchy n..