Thing...

What is Thing...?


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A mysterious orange cat with plastic, teddy-bear eyes, wet fur, and the pleasant, white smile of a hume with good dental higene which stares at you until the break of your sanity if you happen to enter a secret bathroom you did not know was there.

"THING... is in there..."

"THING... STARES at me and WON'T... STOP..."


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