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Something you don't want shoved up your ass.
A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *..
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When someone's being a complete douche-fuck.
(Someone drives by and throws an egg-McMuffin at your girlfriend's face.)
Girl:..
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the study of being gay and/or lame
Yeah, I have a degree in fagonometry...