Things

What is Things?


1.

Assortment of items, making "things"

Boy honey, check out all these new sex toys and things.

2.

Things can be anything that makes you laugh. Things is what its called when you are making jokes extremely slaphappy. It also is a phrase used when your at a loss for words, the phrase "Things!" with a wiggle of the fingers can bring a smile to anybodies face!

"Man, last night we said some things!"

See woah, cool, awesome, dang, crap, shit

3.

Things are what people who do things do.

"What are 'things?'"

"They're what people who do things do."

See things, do, people, stuff

4.

Super-models.

"You seen the latest thing in Vogue?"

"MM-hmm, everyone think she all that. But she just like all the beautiful things."

See things, beautiful, model, hot, modelizer

5.

particles, little pieces, unfavorable sheddings

someone is brushing their teeth near someone else: "don't get tooth things on me!"

See bits, thingies, peices, droppings


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