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A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which..
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A cow that is not so much a player. He just fucks a lot.
That JimmytheCow guy is one big baller.
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The cow that just keeps on giving..
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(Political) a.k.a. "Stimulus package".
A rebate check direct from the US government that you don't have to submit a form..