What is Third Floor?
1.
A place where engineers and corporate busy bodies run around trying to meet deadlines that never lead to anything more than a lot of tasking that get passed to those in the basement only to be round filed later.
What happened to that report you did last week?
I sent it to the Third Floor, never to be heard from again.
2.
Used to describe someone weighing in surplus of three-hundred pounds
Q: How much do you suppose tank weighs?
A: He's on the Third Floor
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