Third Nipple Impulse

What is Third Nipple Impulse?


1.

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.

Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.

A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"

"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"

"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"

"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

See third nipple, impulse, stupid, bad idea


64

Random Words:

1. to put out stedy flows of flatulation while exsperincing uncontrolabel laughter my friend producted a steady flow of halaria gas after ..
1. Practicing law; representing clients in a court of law. When Harold graduated from Harvard Law he started lawyen for real. See law, la..
1. A shawl/poncho like colorful piece of clothing, usually used on elder Mexicans over one shoulder. It's colorful, and very important..