Third Nipple Impulse

What is Third Nipple Impulse?


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The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.

Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.

A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"

"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"

"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"

"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

See third nipple, impulse, stupid, bad idea


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