What is Third Platoon?
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Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)
Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?
God:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
Jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a good name
God
Well god damnit your right
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