Third Pocket

What is Third Pocket?


1.

The space in between the button on your jeans and your stomach. This is a pocket superior to all others as it allows you to be precariously close to your package without the suspicion of playing with yourself. Child molesters and senile old folks seem to have deeper third pockets than most people, but they could be venturing beyond the realm of the third pocket.

Dustin could not have been more content than right now as he walks down the street with his hand in his third pocket.

See pocket pool, package, child molester, old people


52

Random Words:

1. Game which involves wacking the shit out of each other with pingpong balls, served at full speed. The uniform consists of a T-shirt, wh..
1. The belief or proposal that the thirteenth amendment to the United States Constitution should be abolished, therefore reinstituting slav..
1. A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'ch..