Third Strike

What is Third Strike?


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In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.

COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?

GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!

COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse--and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!

GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!

COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!

GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!

COP: Sign it bitch!


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