Third Strike

What is Third Strike?

1.

In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.

COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?

GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!

COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse--and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!

GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!

COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!

GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!

COP: Sign it bitch!
58

Random Words:

Yarmouth Maine
1. a suburb of portland, located on the coast, victorian homes, many churches, pleasant main street, green park, clean rivers, delorme map ..
Read more
Nave-tard 3000
1. A Poorly Programmed Android. Nave-Tard 3000 is trying to walk but is unsuccessful because he is pointed at the corner of the room and c..
Read more
Crusty's
1. crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks. doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks an..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free