Third Strike

What is Third Strike?

1.

In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.

COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?

GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!

COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse--and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!

GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!

COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!

GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!

COP: Sign it bitch!
58

Random Words:

Lest
1. As it derives from the word "molester," the term lest is used to describe someone of questionable or sketchy character, or any..
Read more
Milfcat
1. a cat that lives in your milf wow! man my milfcat is really scratchin me up and sometimes it vibrates See milf, cat, milfmobile, mcmuf..
Read more
Godzilla
1. A Kaiju (Japanese Monster) created by the Toho Co in Japan on November 3rd, 1954. The Japanese name for it is "Gojira", but tr..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free