Third Strike

What is Third Strike?

1.

In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.

COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?

GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!

COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse--and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!

GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!

COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!

GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!

COP: Sign it bitch!
58

Random Words:

W.a.m.s.
1. an acronym on Fall Out Boy's new album. no one quite knows what it means, Pete Wentz wont tell anyone what the definition of W.A..
Read more
Kiss War
1. when two people are making out and competing over who is better or can make the other person get lost in the kiss first generally very ..
Read more
Camp Fernwood
1. A summer camp for girls in Maine founded in 1921. Fernwood has gained a sort of cult following with campers coming back for four generat..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free