Thirsty Turtle

What is Thirsty Turtle?


1.

The opposite of an Angry Dragon. Immediately after blowing a load in your partner's mouth, you smack them on the forehead so they accidently swallow it.

To make that chick swallow my load, I gave her a Thristy Turtle.

2.

Your partner is thirsty and you have a turtle head poking out. You shit in her mouth but she's still thirsty so she goes around to the front to blow you (with shit still in her mouth) until you have fully satisfied her thirst.

v. I had to shit so the she gave me a thirsty turtle.

n. Bobby's stripper was one thirsty turtle!

See rusty trombone, angry dragon


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