Thirtigo

What is Thirtigo?


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The feeling of panic that develops in your late twenties as you sense the waning of that first hip, virile, beautiful, anything's-possible stage of adulthood, and approach the next stage, the one that comes with wrinkles and disappointments.

Me: I feel anxious.

You: About what?

Me: Nothing. Everything.

You How old are you?

Me: 28.

You: Maybe it's Thirtigo.

Me: Maybe you're a jerk.

You: Suit yourself.

Me: Wait, don't leave. I'm too old to make new friends.

See age, fear, youth, maturity, panic


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