What is Thirtigo?
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The feeling of panic that develops in your late twenties as you sense the waning of that first hip, virile, beautiful, anything's-possible stage of adulthood, and approach the next stage, the one that comes with wrinkles and disappointments.
Me: I feel anxious.
You: About what?
Me: Nothing. Everything.
You How old are you?
Me: 28.
You: Maybe it's Thirtigo.
Me: Maybe you're a jerk.
You: Suit yourself.
Me: Wait, don't leave. I'm too old to make new friends.
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
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To deposit waste products on a person's head.
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That poor nurse, I Hugh Houghtoned all over her face.
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