What is This Guy?
1.
a phrase said emphatically when someone says or does something incredibly stupid. used to show disbelieve
you see someone driving around with stickers covering most of the paint on his car, you say, "this guy!"
2.
Used to signal idiocy in others by fabricating a sympathetic audience or camera, accompanied by looking in the other direction and gesturing towards the person at fault. Not specific to males.
If someone says or does something that deviates from the normal activities or expectations of the current social company, "this guy" could be used.
An employer that asks a slacker to do his job may look at other coworkers, or just away from the boss, and motion towards the employer with exasperation and say "this guy."
Taken from movies that have characters who "time out" to talk to the camera.
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3.
Punch-line for one of the greatest jokes ever.
What's got 2 thumbs & Loves blowjobs...?
* Whip thumbs out, pointing toward self *
Yell in a strong voice... " THIS GUY!!! "
Approach a down-lookin chick at the Bar in a Nonchalant manner & deliver the question...
.... pause for bewildered look
" THIS GUY!!!! " *pimp-ass smile *
- Walk out back & get your dick sucked.
Can also be used without the entry line to people in on the joke ...
Example... Talon says: ' Hey look who just got here! '
Kyle: " It's THIS GUY!!! "
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4.
Clean version of "This Nigga" <--
Look it up.
Jimmy: Damn homez I just got jumped!
Joe: This Guy! hahaha
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5.
less vulgar way of saying
usually said when girls are present
*scenario when girls are around*
guy: *guy runs up wall then does the splits*
me: THIS GUY!
