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When a dude who wears tidy whiteys dumps his pants and then shoves the turd filled undies over an unsuspecting female's face, causi..
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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you le..