What is This Just In: You're A Jackass?

1.

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?

Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

See news, flash, insult, sarcastic, funny

2.

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?

Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

See news, flash, insult, sarcastic, funny
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