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A german last name meaning "carpenter" only the most amazing people are graced with it.
Did you see that girl?!? She's d..
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your asshole.
She stuck three fingers in my god pocket and I slapped her silly...
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Being too lazy to wear a condom when having sex with a woman.
" Hey dude, jessica's pregnant and now we're expecting a k..