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How long a commercial break lasts; i.e., two minutes and two seconds.
"We'll be back in two and two." -- Chuck Woolery o..
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to (masturbate)
"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"
See jerk off, spank the monkey, whack it, stroke it..
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To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.
"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."..