What is Thomas Jefferson Pony Tail?
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A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.
"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."
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