What is Thomas Vest?
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The most motivated battle hardened Marine legal assistance has ever seen. His motivation and dedication to the corps is only superceeded by his love of pounding vajayjay. The future SgtMaj of the Marine Corps.
At night Chuck Norris checks under his bed for PFC Thomas Vest.
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